More WTFs of the Day

I'm just carousing the internet and these WTF stories just keep popping up. Check out these I came across:

Not the Jack Rabbit...the Jackhammer
This is crazy! A female construction worker in Arndale, Oklahoma got spotted by her neighbor a few weeks ago in her driveway doing some questionable activity. What say is that activity? She was buck-ed-naked in her driveway using a jackhammer as a dildo!!! Needless to say, she died. But there is more to the story. She also ran a prostitution ring out of her home and was a sex toy distributor. Crazy huh? That sounds like a movie just waiting to be made. Read more about it here

The Cool Dad
What better time for a father and son to bond than over picking up hookers? A 48-year-old father took his 15-year-old son to the red light district in London to pick up a hooker to lose virginity to. They rolled down the street and the son had to make his pick. And who did the son pick out of all the hookers in London? The undercover cop!!! LOL! Epic failure! Check out the story here

Keep Your Eyes On the Road
This story was God saying "this is what you get for having an affair with your secretary." So this boss and his secretary were having an affair. They were driving in the car. Well he was driving and she was..."working overtime". And the car crashes. The result? The secretary bit off her boss's penis!!! Now tell me Karma ain't a bitch! LOL! The story is over here

Safety Goggles Won't Protect You From This
This story is actually pretty tragic, but a man that was working in his front yard cutting down a tree with a chainsaw. When his wife stepped outside, he swung the chainsaw around and it hit her in the neck. She died. What's real fucked up, aside from the obvious, is the husband having to live with an accident like that for the rest of his life. How do you get passed that, you know? You can read more about it here